Best Quotes About Mustache

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. -Yasmine Bleeth

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache. -Gilbert K. Chesterton

I had a mustache when I was 13. -David Schwimmer

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. -Curly Howard

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache – that's what you had to do, and everyone did. -Neil Tennant

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat. -Keith Carradine

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it – and everybody was talking about it – that I decided to keep it. -Mark Spitz

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. -Lee Tergesen

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes. -Natalie Portman

I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache. -Jean Dujardin

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. -Jean Dujardin

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. -Carrie Brownstein

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan. -Hulk Hogan

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. -Jason Sudeikis

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea. -Ty Burrell

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments – everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' -Jack Huston

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois – I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus. -Nick Offerman

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. -John Hodgman

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache. -Billy Campbell

The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement. -Rich Cohen

Most mustaches lie waiting for some Clark Gable or Tom Selleck to fix them in the mind. The greatest are identified with a single man, a bad man, usually, who so wrapped his identity with a particular configuration of facial hair that the two became inseparable. -Rich Cohen

The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans would turn up with ducktails in the 1950s. It was a bit of modern efficiency, an answer to the ornate mustaches of Europe – pop effluvia that fell into the grip of a bad, bad man. -Rich Cohen

I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.' -Lester Holt

Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did. -Lester Holt

In all my years as an actor, I had never been me – I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. -Jon Pertwee

It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had me pegged as a foreign nobleman type I began to live the part, too. I bought a pair of white spats, an ascot tie and a walking stick. -Adolphe Menjou

Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an earthy, rock-and-roll look like the Kings of Leon or the Killers. -Donatella Versace

I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I can't sing that great and I haven't yet found a use for the over large size of my teeth. I quite fancy a mustache like that and he was such a great showman. -Kate Beckinsale

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. -Derek Jeter

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to. -Ashton Kutcher

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -Tom Lenk

I think the trick to playing villains is that you can't play them as if they know that they're villains, otherwise it becomes some sort of mustache-twirling caricature! -Mariana Klaveno

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil. -Jesse Ventura

It's very juicy to twirl your mustache and figure out why people do the horrible things that they do. It's not just because they are evil, but because that's how they somehow explain the world to themselves and justify themselves. It's always interesting figuring out how that happens. -Zeljko Ivanek

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. -Peyton Manning

I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, 'What are you doing?' -A. J. Bowen

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache. -Adam McKay

The mustache – I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties. -Brandon Flowers

The mustache represented the old John; I didn't want to be that guy anymore, so I shaved it off. It was ritualistic in a way. -John Oates

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons. -John Oates

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era. -John Oates

I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. -John Oates

Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies. -John Oates

I have a huge costume section in my closet – wigs, mustaches, the whole thing. Halloween's my favorite holiday, so I have a lot of weird stuff. -Clark Duke

I've played a lot of villains. The villains are always fun because you can just go fractionally bigger than life. It's always a grey area because you don't want to end up mustache-twirling and making them a little false, but you always get to play a little more, whereas the lead guy has to be a little more straight. -Neil Jackson

I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -Tom Lenk

What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive. -Kesha Rogers

When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache. -Lew Temple

It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I've been able to get some leads on some good products. -Lew Temple

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache. -Kevin Connolly

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache. -Kevin Connolly

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often. -Andrew Luck

It's usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can't grow a good mustache, so I guess it's just a neck beard. I just have trouble growing up there. -Andrew Luck

The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches. -Spike Jonze

Game creators aren't necessarily all sitting around twirling their nefarious-looking mustaches while consciously trying to figure out how to best misrepresent women as part of some grand conspiracy. Most probably just haven't given much thought to the underlying messages their games are sending. -Anita Sarkeesian

I was the Head Boy of East High School in 1999. I represent 303 – the area code, not the band – Mile High, until I die. I'm 31, a comedian; I juggle, but I don't glove it. I think waxed mustaches run a very thin line between hipster and 1800s barkeep. -T. J. Miller

Any time you can involve fake mustaches, things are just better. -Graham Elliot

In the best works of fiction, there's no mustache-twirling villain. I try to write shows where even the bad guy's got his reasons. -Lin-Manuel Miranda

I inhaled Dickens as a kid, and I've always been fascinated by the Victorians. So many ridiculous objects they had! They created things like mustache cups, so you wouldn't wet your mustache when you were drinking tea. And eyebrow combs. What's happened to all the eyebrow combs? Marvelous things. -Edward Carey

Though sporting a hideous mustache is in no way comparable to the physical pain and mental suffering men with these diseases endure, Movember still forces participants to challenge their manhood on a daily basis. Growing a moustache for men's cancer isn't as feel-good an activity as running a marathon for a cure. -David Sax

I was about six years old when I did 'Orchids and Ermine.' They dressed me in a suit, put a mustache under my nose, a cigar in my mouth, a cane in my hand, and a hat on my head. -Mickey Rooney

The main difference to me with Lyft is the sense of community and social experience. The pink mustache, fist bump and strict screening have fostered a strong sense of community with many stories of new friends, discovered jobs, and even some Lyft hugs after a tough break up. -John Zimmer

A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them. -Ellie Kemper

My understanding, from what I've learned so far about Commissioner Gordon, is that he's the older guy with the mustache who relates with our hero in a certain way. -J. K. Simmons

I think I look really weird with short hair. So I figured if I've got a mustache, I think it looks less creepy with long hair. Like a wild look. -Steven Adams

I seem to get a general reaction at just, like, 'Oh! A mustache!' but mostly people are fine with it. But I don't actually do it for the ladies. It's more a guy thing, an appreciation. All the dudes want to do it, but they don't have the balls to do it, so they just give me the nod. -Steven Adams

I wash it every second day, and I use Kerastase shampoo and conditioner. I just stick to that. But I also have a mustache comb, and I shampoo and condition my mustache as well. -Steven Adams

I stuck with a mustache because… do you know Magnum P.I.? -Steven Adams

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude. -Martin Landau

The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come off. So in between takes, it's just scowling. And then when we are on camera, Bosephus treats me like a piece of meat. I'm repulsed and also attracted to it. -Jessica St. Clair

I married the reigning mustache champion. -Megan Mullally

In the end, censoring a comedian's jokes is on par with censoring 'Huckleberry Finn.' Now, I'm not comparing myself to Mark Twain – he had much wavier hair and a slightly thicker mustache. But when you deny an artist the chance to explore his art, you're forcing your beliefs on him. -Lisa Lampanelli

I look stupid without a mustache. -Erik Griffin

I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a prominent mustache that he didn't know what to do with and a smart-alecky attitude. -Jason Mantzoukas

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again. -Mike McCready

You're basically competing with the same exact product. Coke and Pepsi are at least in different cans. Lyft and Uber drivers are just swapping out the mustache for the U on the dashboard, depending on which one they're getting the call on. -Troy Carter

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril. -Kayleen Schaefer

A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to look groomed and polished. -Kayleen Schaefer

In the summer of 2000, four college friends and I grew mustaches, bought highway patrol uniforms, and shot a $1.2 million budgeted independent film called 'Super Troopers.' -Jay Chandrasekhar

I had to be clean-shaven all the time to play a Mormon missionary, so after I was done, I grew a mustache out of rebellion. It was actually very polarizing. I became attractive to a completely new group of people and also repulsive to a new group of people. The lesson: mustaches are divisive. -Andrew Rannells

The difficult part of writing about someone you don't admire is that it's easy to demonize them. What you get then is a cackling villain, twirling their mustache at every dastardly deed they commit. -Andrew Shaffer

The Brawny man is a prime example of a guy with a cool-looking mustache. -Brooklyn Decker

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot. -Will Forte

I love mustaches with all my heart. There's just something about sketch comedy and mustaches. -Will Forte

I had a mustache for 10 years. -Engelbert Humperdinck

I remember, in middle school, we did the musical 'Oliver.' I loved the movie, and I always wanted to play Oliver. It might not have been stated, but the boys auditioned for Oliver, and the girls auditioned for Nancy. But we also did a play called 'Li'l Abner,' and I was really excited that they let me put on a suit and a fake mustache. -Asia Kate Dillon

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