Best Quotes About Monkey

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum. -Arthur Eddington

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. -H. L. Mencken

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches. -Robert M. Hutchins

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special. -Stephen Hawking

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -Robert Benchley

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. -James Goldsmith

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. -Henry James

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -Steven Wright

I learned the way a monkey learns – by watching its parents. -Prince Charles

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. -Jean-Claude Duvalier

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. -Malcolm de Chazal

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that. -Wangari Maathai

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC. -Bill O'Reilly

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true. -Ian Hart

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. -Lorne Michaels

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. -Jimi Hendrix

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger. -Henry Walter Bates

No one is out to get you. It's just that… people are monkeys. -Stan Brakhage

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. -Dorothy Salisbury Davis

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. -Angie Stone

I grew a love for helpless, defenseless things. People would give me lions and jaguars. I had cheetahs, monkeys. -Dick Dale

You never monkey with the truth. -Ben Bradlee

And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. -Russell Banks

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys. -Curt Weldon

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM. -Nancy Sinatra

My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons which I can easily supply today. -Charles Jules Henry Nicole

In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like. -Joanna Lumley

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. -Margot Kidder

The key is, if you're not monkeying around with the script, then everything usually goes pretty well. -Steven Soderbergh

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. -Kevin Bacon

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible! -Tim Flock

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it. -Teddy Sheringham

As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort. -Rachel Weisz

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. -George Carlin

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. -William Congreve

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. -William Henry Hudson

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. -Charles Darwin

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. -Robert Hughes

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates. -Franz Grillparzer

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. -Alvah Bessie

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. -Douglas Coupland

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. -Paris Hilton

Most films I've worked on have had large casts, but they've been wonderful people. I think the monkey in Pirates of the Caribbean is the most temperamental costar I've had. It would throw tantrums like you wouldn't believe. -Geoffrey Rush

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' -Lewis Black

Somebody has to tell the E.P.A. that we don't need you monkeying around and fiddling around and getting in our business with every kind of regulation you can dream up. You're doing nothing more than killing jobs. It's a cemetery for jobs at the E.P.A. -Rick Perry

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone. -Tarsem Singh

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud – they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders. -Carolyn Murphy

When I was a little girl, I loved monkeys. I wanted to be a primatologist. I went to the careers office to ask how. Because nobody could give me a good answer, I opted for acting. -Audrey Tautou

There are domains in which expertise is not possible. Stock picking is a good example. And in long-term political strategic forecasting, it's been shown that experts are just not better than a dice-throwing monkey. -Daniel Kahneman

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just having not to be a monkey for a few hours a day. And fulfilling the need to be a man. -Jerry Lewis

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue – nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us. -Jerry Lewis

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it. -David Attenborough

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey – the perfect state. -Penelope Cruz

I don't believe in technological determinism, especially not in biology and medicine. We have strong laws to keep doctors from monkeying around with humans that will remain in place. It's simply not true that everything that is technologically possible gets done. -Freeman Dyson

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy. -Scott Caan

I think probably the scariest thing, as weird as it sounds, was 'The Wizard of Oz' and the flying monkeys with the witch. I remember seeing that – it still seems freaky. -Rob Zombie

A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave. -Diablo Cody

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish – named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys. -Chris Pratt

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. -Marlon Wayans

My mother went to a school called 'The Club of the Three Wise Monkeys'. And my grandmother, my father's mother, had a gold charm for her made with the speak no, see no, hear no evil monkeys. And I was fascinated by that charm. I'd sit in my mother's lap and play with it all the time. -Mackenzie Phillips

I became fascinated with the concept of speak no, see no, hear no evil. And – and the actual depiction of three wise monkeys. And I began collecting it over the years. And I kind of figured that I might be the – the fourth monkey, the feel no evil monkey. -Mackenzie Phillips

We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It's like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We're trying to use a thing we don't understand to understand ourselves. -Meshell Ndegeocello

I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. -Zach Galifianakis

I have mentally overcome situations most of you would be terrified to ever attempt: heights, fire, needles, spiders, snakes, angry monkeys, being shot, being hit by a car, going blind – you name it, I have been in a situation where I have had to mentally overcome my inherent fears to do my job. -Criss Angel

Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars. -Darell Hammond

Mother Nature is always speaking. She speaks in a language understood within the peaceful mind of the sincere observer. Leopards, cobras, monkeys, rivers and trees; they all served as my teachers when I lived as a wanderer in the Himalayan foothills. -Radhanath Swami

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I've ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I've ever thrown in my whole life. -Jenny Lawson

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.' -Sebastian Arcelus

I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids. I remember flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, and I grew up watching Monty Python. I think that kids can handle a lot more than we give them credit for, especially when it comes to the absurd. -Gore Verbinski

The show business has all phases and grades of dignity, from the exhibition of a monkey to the exposition of that highest art in music or the drama which secures for the gifted artists a world-wide fame princes well might envy. -P. T. Barnum

Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting. -Alan Ball

If you give people peanuts, you get monkeys. So if you want good people that are highly qualified, make the amount of money available for them to go out and do the job. -Lindsay Fox

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. -Emmanuel Jal

I like animal sidekicks. They seem to be a pretty cool trope of post-apocalyptic fiction – just because if you're going to have this lone protagonist, they're going to need someone to talk to. Dogs are overused, and cats are dumb. So that leaves monkeys. -Brian K. Vaughan

Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother's love is withering. -Anne Lamott

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? -Stephen Baldwin

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. -Vanessa Hudgens

In all honesty, if somebody asked me the secret of auditioning for Americans, I don't know. Often, I do what's called self-taping for America. I go over there quite a lot to sit in a room and do stuff in front of people. You feel like a performing monkey. It's bizarre. -David Wenham

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years! -Pat Paulsen

Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again. -Terry Pratchett

I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs. -Terry Pratchett

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know – I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. -French Montana

People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?' -Max Schneider

The character of the monkey just grew from something out of his face and my granddad's personality. They fused, and that's what I ended up with! The monkey belonged to a friend of mine, and I saw that it had such a little beguiling face and it grew from there. -Nina Conti

I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four times a week, before you get to do it yourself. I just thought I'd taken the ventriloquism as far as I could. My act is so deconstructive, and I'd made all the monkey jokes anyone wanted to hear. -Nina Conti

For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next, sometimes backward, sometimes forward, capitalizing on my own momentum, knowing that at some point my arms… would give out, and I'd fall to the ground. -Amanda Lindhout

The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go by in which the mind can remain single-pointed, empty. -Dani Shapiro

I always wanted to be a photographer. While I was at school, I got a lab-monkey holiday job in the darkrooms at the 'Independent.' What they taught me there was: you need to get the whole story in one frame. -Ben Schott

The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. -P. J. O'Rourke

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey. -Sally Phillips

Freedom is a human concept. We have these very romanticized, sentimentalized notions of freedom. And for species – monkeys and other creatures – freedom is a pretty risky, complex proposition that's not always for their benefit. -Thomas French

The reason we personify things like cars and computers is that just as monkeys live in an arboreal world and moles live in an underground world and water striders live in a surface tension-dominated flatland, we live in a social world. -Richard Dawkins

A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature of space and time, and the structure of our entire universe, may remain 'open frontiers' beyond human grasp. -Martin Rees

The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. -Sarah Monette

Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes.' I'm the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that – then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in 'The Ring.' -Kelly Stables

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. -Kelly Stables

I've been thinking recently about all the qualities you need in order to be an actor. First and foremost, you've got to have a thick skin and give out an 'I don't give a monkey's what you think' kind of vibe, while at the same time really caring what everyone thinks. You've got to be tough and sensitive at the same time. -Jessica Raine

The newly released movie 'Noah' features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into a monkey. The movie also seems to show magic in scenes more reminiscent of the occult than of the Bible story. -Aaron Klein

If you were to go to the National Museum in Addis Ababa, you would walk into a huge room filled with literally tens of tons of fossils, and most of them would be elephants and rhinos and hippopotamus and monkeys and giraffes and antelopes and so on. Hominids are very rare in the landscape, and it's very rare to find them. -Donald Johanson

A great deal of my mail comes from fans of the 'Oz' picture – fans of all ages. The scholarly, the curious, the disbelievers write and ask how? why? when? what for? did you fly? melt? scream? cackle? appear? disappear? produce? sky-write? deal with monkeys? etc., etc., etc. -Margaret Hamilton

During the writing process, I tend not to listen to too much music. I obviously wear a lot of influences on my sleeve, but if I was listening to too many records, I would turn into too much of a monkey. -Jay Reatard

It's true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not bacteriology as in the case of the anthrax organism. It's also true that I have never, ever worked with anthrax in my life. It's a separate field from the research I was performing at Fort Detrick. -Steven Hatfill

I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the very beginning, I didn't care, I didn't know, and then slowly I started to know, and I started to care. I wanted to know more knots or the right knot for the special action. -Philippe Petit

I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. -Stella Young

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. -Tracy Morgan

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you? -Harland Williams

I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's the first time I ever hit a golf ball. I picked it up pretty quickly, just kind of monkey-see, monkey-do. But when I was 12, golf was so slow to me. For me, it was basketball, girls and music. -Justin Timberlake

What I was most curious about was why Armstrong, a top U.S. Navy test pilot, flying the most advanced aircraft in the world, would want to join the astronaut corps in 1962, which included chimpanzees and monkeys. -Douglas Brinkley

I've traveled all over. I've been to all 50 states. With my dad in the Navy, I lived in the Philippines from nine to 12, and I had dog, monkey, lizard, everything. Then I was in Hawaii, and I'm spear-fishing, catching octopus with my hands. -Graham Elliot

The problem is to keep the monkey mind from running off into all kinds of thoughts. -Lee Kuan Yew

There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys. -Paul Hogan

I've tried to write from my own understanding of identity in all my comics, whether it's about superheroes or historical conflicts or monkey gods. -Gene Luen Yang

Life is like the monkey bars: you have to let go to move forward. Once you make the decision to leap into entrepreneurship, be sure to loosen your grasp on old concepts so you can swing your way to new ones. -Leah Busque

You play with the audience, and they play back with you. They get into it, and then everybody gets into it. I don't want to be like a monkey on stage and just go through the motions because then it wouldn't be fun anymore. I just pay attention to the audience and appreciate the fact that somebody wants to see us. That gets me psyched. -Brittany Howard

When I was eight, I bought my first puppet. It was a monkey, and I paid five cents for it. I collected some scrap wood and built myself a puppet theatre. I made 32 cents with my first show, which I thought was pretty good, and that's when I knew I would be a puppeteer when I grew up. -Caroll Spinney

In arguing that machines think, we are in the same fix as Darwin when he argued that man shares common ancestors with monkeys, or Galileo when he argued that the Earth spins on its axis. -Herbert A. Simon

The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby. -Harry Harlow

My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.' -Ciara Renee

If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never harm, vivisect, a monkey, a dog, a guinea pig for our benefit. We would find other ways to heal our wounds, heal our bodies. -Jiddu Krishnamurti

When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess – a Bandar is a monkey in Hindi. I was not a girly-girl and would always break something and would be running around and didn't really fit in. -Priyanka Chopra

I am a monkey fan. -Jerry Jones

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?' -Zach Galifianakis

I dream of living off the land completely – in vain, because the monkeys eat everything. -Mira Nair

My friend… used to tease me about a tattoo I had right here, but it was so big, and what he was teasing me about – he said it looked like a flying monkey. It's supposed to have been a grim reaper holding a ball. But it did look like a monkey. -Allen Iverson

We read our children stories starring elephants and monkeys and bears to teach them about nobility, curiosity and courage, to warn them against selfishness and stubbornness. -Lydia Millet

For me, some things, like, I just don't want to know what they are before I eat them. Like, if you're going to start feeding me, like, sexual organs of animals, or, like, a monkey's brain or something – I'll eat it. Just don't tell me what it is until after I've finished it. -Johnny Iuzzini

I don't envy guards. They're quick little monkeys, those guys. -Steven Adams

I was very into animals and nature, and really obsessed with cats and monkeys. I used to play in the woods, wander off into the woods for hours. I'd bring a clipboard and think that I was doing some work out there, following the trails of raccoons or collecting bird feathers. -Tig Notaro

My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption 'Here Comes Trouble.' -Tig Notaro

I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what happens if you stick around. -Diana Rigg

I saw the 'Wizard of Oz' recently and realized that, all my life, I thought they were real monkeys with wings. That's how scary that movie was for me. -Fred Willard

Venture-capital firms invest in trends by projecting returns. But most projections are pretty much bogus, and research shows that experts are no better at predicting the future than dart-throwing monkeys. -Vinod Khosla

If we are allowed to do experiments on monkeys because we are superior to them in a certain way, then someone who is superior to me is allowed to do experiments on me. -Yuval Noah Harari

You never know what to expect when you're in America, especially when I've been in L.A., where you walk out the door, and suddenly there's a monkey bicycling by in front of you. There are just so many weird things going on there, but it's fun. -Astrid S

My favorite emoji is definitely the sad face, like the 'See, I'm sorry' sad face, which I use all the time… Or the monkey face, where he's covering his eyes. -Jade Thirlwall

We are all a tiger with feelings. An elephant who never forgets. We are tiger, panther, monkey – we are all of these things, all of the life rhythms. -Ruby Dee

I seem to go through phases with collecting stuff: vintage Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles. -Michael Bastian

Most girls are taught to avoid risk and failure. We're taught to smile pretty, play it safe, get all A's. Boys, on the other hand, are taught to play rough, swing high, crawl to the top of the monkey bars, and then just jump off headfirst. -Reshma Saujani

In the past, I have approximated the look of monkey fur and yak hair with human hair because it's inexpensive, and it lasts a long time. -Chris March

Bonobos are not monkeys! Bonobos are apes. -Andy Dunn

I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my fist in my mouth. -Amy Landecker

No one likes doing primate experiments, but some research can only be done on monkeys. -Mark Walport

I'm not very good at being a performing monkey. -Prince Charles

I dislike cats. I like horses, some monkeys, and sweet dogs that aren't too aggressive. I used to have a wonderful, big cat, and one day I came into the kitchen and it was on the table, ruining all the food we were about to eat. I was so annoyed that I took it to a friend's house in the country. -Ennio Morricone

I was a monkey child. I was like a clown. -Andrew Garfield

I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a crazy monkey clown. -Lauren Ambrose

I'll confess that, from an early age, I was a huge fan of President Reagan because my parents bought me an enormous stuffed monkey that they named President Reagan – yes, I get it now. -Uzodinma Iweala

My Fiat Multipla is bright green – it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we are a hideous prospect. It's the ugliest car on the road but the most practical, and I would live and die by it. -Dominic Holland

Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey. -Hunx

A child comes to see his father play, have fun, make people happy, and what does he see? He sees people booing his father for being black. They make monkey noises. They throw bananas at his teammates and all that. -Samuel Eto'o

I had to deal with it so often, I found ways of making a point against racism. When I played against Real Zaragoza, they chanted like monkeys and threw peanuts on the pitch. So when I scored, I danced in front of them like a monkey. When the same thing happened against Real Madrid, I scored and held my fist in a Black Power salute. -Samuel Eto'o

Nature made your eyebrows like that for a reason. I don't know the reason. Some people say it's to do with keeping rain out of monkeys' eyes. Whatever. The point is, if you try to redesign your eyebrows with tweezers and pens, it will look terrible. -Victoria Coren Mitchell

My father was the captain of a cargo ship. When I was about two years old, we used to sail with him. The crew of his ship would dress me up in fancy dress and make me dance for them. I was a performing monkey! -Jim Sarbh

If Man United and Liverpool fans feel better by calling me a black monkey in my messages… feel free to carry on if it makes your day better. -Wilfried Zaha

Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala. -Subramanian Swamy

Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance. -Dani Alves

When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles and some kind of oxygen chamber, and he used to be black, but he made himself white, and he was nuts. That was Michael Jackson in full. Wacko Jacko. -Jon Lovett

I could hear from the crowd some monkey noises, and this went on for about 25 minutes. Every time I touched the ball, I could hear the crowd. I said to myself, 'In this kind of environment, in this situation, I don't want to play football anymore.' -Kevin-Prince Boateng

When I'm warming up on the sidelines, I can often hear monkey chants. Me, who played so many matches for Germany. -Jerome Boateng

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