Best Quotes About Midget

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. -Clive James

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver. -Rodger Ward

My dad was very successful running midgets in Texas. Then, his two drivers ran into some bad luck. People started saying that Daddy had lost his touch. That it was the cars and not the drivers. I wanted to race just to prove all those people wrong. -A. J. Foyt

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. -Chuck Jones

Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world. -Christo

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. -Patton Oswalt

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat. -Bill Veeck

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. -W. C. Fields

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. -Mitch Hedberg

They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am. -Jay-Z

We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles. But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings. We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. -Michael Steele

I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. -Gilbert Gottfried

Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I've said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget auto racing and the trotting tracks. -Larry MacPhail

The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.' -Martin Klebba

How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget? -Nikki Sixx

I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. -Nikki Sixx

There is no role I cannot play except a midget. -Theodore Bikel

People were fed up with reality shows about midgets getting married and weird Jerry Springer talk shows. There had been a real dry spell of intelligent family-oriented viewing: the type of program that Mom, Dad and the kids can all watch together. With 'Lost,' there are just so many characters for people to invest in. -Evangeline Lilly

Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people. -Peter Dinklage

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. -Chelsea Handler

Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite – I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute! -Chelsea Handler

I dress well. I travel; I seem to be relatively glamorous for a film guy – which, to me, is like being the fastest midget in the circus. -Elvis Mitchell

The word 'midget' is a slur. It evolved from P. T. Barnum's era of circuses and freak shows. Society has evolved. So should our vocabulary. Language is a powerful tool. It does not just name our society. It shapes it. -Sinead Burke

I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets… OK, they were probably all my fault. -Roddy Piper

Whether you're a dwarf, whether you're a midget, it's all branding. -Deep Roy

I don't see midgets as abnormal people. -Vikrant Massey

Had I not been in a relationship, I would have no issues falling in love with a midget. I wouldn't mind as long as she loves me and takes care of me and my family. -Vikrant Massey

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