Best Quotes About Machete

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. -Dave Barry

For us, genocide was the gas chamber – what happened in Germany. We were not able to realize that with the machete you can create a genocide. -Boutros Boutros-Ghali

We were not realizing that, with just a machete, you can do a genocide. -Boutros Boutros-Ghali

I grew up in the Cayman Islands. I didn't play video games or watch TV. I would basically come home from school, throw down my backpack, grab my machete, and go hike and chop down trees to make a fort. -Armie Hammer

I look at decisions like – it's like an Indiana Jones movie. The guy comes to a rope ladder, and he's being chased. There's uncertainty on the other side, but he knows when he gets to the other side, he's going to take his machete and cut the rope ladder behind him. He has no retreat. -Mark Burnett

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with. -Jack Black

As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control. -Jo Brand

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts. -Bobby Lee

Central African farmers don't have any animal power because sleeping sickness kills all the animals – cattle, the horses, the burros and the mules. So draft animals don't exist, and farming is all by hand, and the hand tools are hoes and machetes. -Norman Borlaug

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