Best Quotes About Beer

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines. -Jimmy Breslin

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. -Clementine Paddleford

He was a wise man who invented beer. -Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry

They who drink beer will think beer. -Washington Irving

I have a beer belly. -Christy Turlington

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. -Dave Barry

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. -Sandra Bullock

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world. -Bill Lee

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they're the ones falling down the most. -Jay Leno

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. -Brendan Behan

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations – wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco. -Edmund Burke

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. -Don Marquis

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. -A. J. P. Taylor

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. -Gary Snyder

For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim. -Xenophon

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school. -Natalie Portman

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. -Rodney Carrington

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that's heaven here on earth. -Bernie Mac

I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance. -Michael Flatley

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. -Billy Carter

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. -Billy Carter

I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too. -Billy Carter

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. -Billy Carter

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. -Dave Mustaine

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. -Johnny Damon

What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that! -Joe Strummer

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -Henry Lawson

We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory. -Troy Perry

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. -Tom T. Hall

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started. -Charlie Daniels

I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer. -Bryan Brown

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that. -Gisele Bundchen

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat… Insane! Insane! -Bob Livingston

You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches. -Anne Dudley

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. -James Hetfield

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Wilhelm

Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge. -George Steinbrenner

We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time. -Lita Ford

I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money. -Fred Ward

I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace. -Christopher Atkins

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. -Rebecca Miller

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart. -Kelly Jones

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. -Anthony Kiedis

Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That's talent in a way. -Lew Wasserman

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear… ' -Arthur Godfrey

I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw. -Ed O'Neill

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls. -Ed O'Neill

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. -Ronald Biggs

Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war. -William Lyon Mackenzie King

I drank beer, and I had a career year. -David Wells

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. -Josh Duhamel

In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly a very social type of business. -Carlos Alvarez

As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids. -Kid Rock

I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more. -Layne Staley

But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). -Corey Haim

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. -Rick Moranis

And what makes me happy now has changed as well… Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. -Rick Derringer

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. -Joe Theismann

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. -Ethel Waters

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same. -Henry Winkler

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. -Sid Vicious

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. -Mike Myers

We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be. -Jerry Pournelle

I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer. -Patricia Richardson

We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer. -Zakk Wylde

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. -Zakk Wylde

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. -Zakk Wylde

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this! -Zakk Wylde

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer. -Casey Kasem

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. -Graham Coxon

Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer. -Archie Shepp

Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out. -Peter Jurasik

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. -Mike Ditka

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any. -Jack Herer

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. -Sherwood Boehlert

When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object. -John Gates

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. -Charles Bronson

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. -Anne Sexton

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -Kinky Friedman

I have respect for beer. -Russell Crowe

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. -Emo Philips

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. -Babe Ruth

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. -Grant Wood

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. -Alice Cooper

I'm an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. -Johnny Depp

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. -Roseanne Barr

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -Samuel L. Jackson

Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education. -Thomas Hughes

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! -Bill Owen

The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way. -Jimmy Wales

We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30. -Paul Graham

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. -Ron White

People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog! -Sophia Bush

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for saying this, but my first beer, I was 15 and I didn't know what to do with it. I thought you were supposed to chug it. So I just downed the whole thing in one gulp. All my friends were like, 'Duuuuuuude!' -Dave Haywood

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. -Brad Delson

I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend – anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end. -Brad Renfro

I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple – like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now. -Chris O'Donnell

I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing 'dumb' to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it. -Danica McKellar

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? -Chris Moneymaker

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. -Zoe Saldana

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. -Timothy Olyphant

How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea. -Mark Burnett

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. -Jayson Williams

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer. -Joe Elliott

One-third of Americans have already been forced to change their lifestyle because their disposable income is gone. A guy can't go to the corner bar after a rough day at work to have a beer, that's gone to oil! -Terry McAuliffe

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. -Gary Allan

You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level. -Hulk Hogan

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities. -Lou Reed

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts – with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist – outside on the church lawn. -Tori Amos

I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room or whatever, have a couple of beers and try to explain. But they need to understand that I enforce the laws. I want to listen to them and hear their problems. I want them to tell me what their problems are. -Joe Arpaio

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. -Adam Carolla

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know? -Jonah Hill

One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. -Ginnifer Goodwin

I'm a big root beer guy. -Dylan O'Brien

I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New Mexico, and I would go out on the weekends and make just enough money to pay my insurance and pay for a couple beers, and that would be it. -Freddie Prinze, Jr.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore. -Eric Burdon

I went from a playing in a bar on a bar stool for free beer and tip money, where people weren't paying attention to me, to now I've got their attention. It's up to me to what I feed them with my music. It's up to me how I do that. I've put a lot of thought into how great the songs are, and how I want people to perceive me. -Jake Owen

I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I really hate it when you're finished with a show and you're in your dressing room with that stink of beer and sweaty girls. It brings back an ugly picture for me. I'd hate to have to do that again. -Steve Jones

If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don't get seated next to at a dinner party. -Ellen Malcolm

I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer and football-loving commitments. -Peter York

Mind you, I've always been musical… Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.' -Les Dawson

My love of horses began in College Park, with me and 10 friends on two couches and a keg of beer in the back of a truck, heading to Pimlico at 6 A.M. to mark our place in the middle of the Preakness infield, where we never saw a horse run. -Kevin Plank

The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings as a truck driver. Mum was the traditional housewife. Loving, caring, sharing – always the keynotes of the family. -Lindsay Fox

I've been going long enough to prove what I wanted to prove, to get the girl I wanted to get, to make the money I wanted to make, to drink all the beer I wanted to drink. I've played – not exactly everywhere, but I've played enough places. -Joe Perry

I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today. -Joe Perry

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. -Gilbert K. Chesterton

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair. -Catherine Zeta-Jones

The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! -Joan Ganz Cooney

I am big in Japan… heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin Klein, Uniqlo, and lots of magazine covers. It's such a beautiful country, and they have beer vending machines right on the street. Love that! -Julia Voth

A girl once came to my beery flat in Kensal Green, opened the blinds and cooked me breakfast. I married her. -Peter Capaldi

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' -Justine Bateman

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male – or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean. -Kurt Cobain

What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn't the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas. -Pat Gillick

Really hairy backs on men turn me off. I'm not into the ape thing at all. Or beer bellies and flabby arms, either. Also, one random nose hair which is longer than the others… that's gross. -Nadine Velazquez

If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I… fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same. -Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw

To fund major cultural efforts, we must not rely alone on government and foundation patronage; if the farmer can spend for beer, he can pay for good entertainment which he can understand, which he can identify with and which will fortify his spirit. -F. Sionil Jose

I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika. -Jim Himes

Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the tenacity of these clever little creatures. They are really just hungry animals looking for something to eat, and have no intention of ruining your happy hour. -Michael Dickinson

Any group that intends to sell laboratory meat will need to build bioreactors – factories that can grow cells under pristine conditions. Bioreactors aren't new; beer and yeast are made using similar methods. -Michael Specter

I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don't view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back. -Chris Hadfield

My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There's even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad. -Peter Higgs

It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They're not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit. -Paul Bloom

The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. -Guy Davenport

'J'eet jet?' is still the standard way for a Pittsburgher to ask if you're ready for a meal, but the meal itself is no longer limited to chipped ham and an Iron City beer. -Bill Dedman

I'm kind of a dirty guy, a little Bill Laimbeer-ish. Those are the guys I used to watch growing up. I used to watch Karl Malone; now I watch Boozer and Elton Brand and try to emulate those guys as much as possible because those guys are about the same size as me. -Kevin Love

I've never, ever tasted beer. -Mike Huckabee

Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we'd sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster. -Martha Beck

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious. -Tom Lenk

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer. -Steven Hall

A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may – people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go some way towards restoring that spirit, I'll be happy. -Charles Hazlewood

I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they want to, chase their toddlers, drink beer, take photos, get lost in the music and generally be themselves. And because a field has no rules, it's the perfect place to create unlikely combinations of musical genres. -Charles Hazlewood

Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven. -James Frain

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy. -Adam Lamberg

If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel… My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer. -Travis Fimmel

Tender and sweet, Manila clams partner well with a wide variety of foods – white wine, sake, beer, butter, leeks, fresh herbs, roasted peppers, olives, and wild mushrooms, to name a few. -Tom Douglas

I slept fourteen feet from a polka tavern as a kid growing up. I heard polkas all night long, people singing and drinking beers and having a great time. I know more polkas than Frankie Yancovic! -Al Jarreau

In typical sailing races a long time ago, you'd come in and go out, and the first thing you'd do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink. -James Spithill

I've been performing since 1955. I'm going to have to keep performing till I die because I'm not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol' beer belly. -Dick Dale

I suppose if I went to Turkey – I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know 'please' and 'sorry' and 'thank you', and 'a beer please', and all the useful words. -Robert Webb

I had a lot of fun creating some restaurants with a casual note to it, such as DBGB, for example, where it was about bangers and beers, being a very casual brasserie with very affordable food but very interesting homemade program. -Daniel Boulud

I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things – a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that. -Channing Tatum

My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. -Big Smo

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. -Mads Mikkelsen

There is no real way to categorize McLean's 'American Pie' for its hybrid of modern poetry and folk ballad, beer-hall chant and high-art rock. -Douglas Brinkley

People have always challenged me. People told me I was going to get this big beer belly when I got done playing. But I work out six days a week, and when I turn 40, I'm going to still have that six pack. -Donald Driver

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is a beer party. -Richard P. Feynman

All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night. -Bruce Eric Kaplan

I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer. -Bob Shaw

Liquid oxygen is one of the cheapest manufactured substances on Earth. In large quantities, it costs pennies per kilogram – cheaper than milk or beer. -Henry Spencer

The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day. -Charlie Ebersol

With any luck, Heaven itself will resemble a vast used bookstore, with a really good cafe in one corner, serving dark beer and kielbasa to keep up one's strength while browsing, and all around will be the kind of angels usually found in Victoria's Secret catalogs. -Michael Dirda

By the time of the Civil War, there were many kinds of apples growing across the United States, but most of them didn't taste very good, and as a rule, people didn't eat them. Cider was cheaper to make than beer, and many settlers believed fermented drinks were safer than water. Everyone drank hard cider. -John Seabrook

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. -Ronda Rousey

I've met Dick Syron. I like the guy. He's a man's man kind of character, a real charmer, the kind of guy you'd want to have a beer with, as well as being an economist of considerable repute. -Gary Weiss

I've had hundreds of challenges at Traveller gatherings. They get a few beers in them, and they start thinking they are Tyson or Ali: throwing punches, swearing, and jumping around with their big fat bellies. I'd love to knock a few of them out. -Tyson Fury

My goal is to die in my 90s on the set, say, 'That's a wrap,' after the last shot, fall over dead, and have the grips go out and raise a beer to me. -Wes Craven

Sam and Dean Winchester sitting on the top of the Impala sharing their feelings over a beer is a reward worth driving any 'Supernatural' demon away – but in real life, they'd have crippling co-dependency issues. -Margaret Stohl

In all honesty, my favorite place to write is an anonymous, cheap hotel in a city or town where nobody knows me, the wireless service is spotty, and the adjoining gas station has coffee, beer and junk food. -Dean Bakopoulos

If someone doubts our right to exist – be it on the hills of Umm al-Fahem or in Munich's beer halls, in Gaza's crowded streets or in the thick woods of Babi Yar – it's their problem. Proud states do not break into wails and crawl under the carpet when they discover someone doesn't love them. -Yair Lapid

Making new petroleum should be as simple and straightforward as brewing beer. -George M. Church

In history books, or the one about the guy who cut his hand off to get out of a canyon in Utah, you really want them to be accurate. But my stuff is such small beer by comparison. -Geoff Dyer

The life of an actor is not filled with limousines and talk-show interviews. I've moved crates of beer; I've been a bartender, personal assistant, butler. But all those skills have helped me in the business aspect of what I do. -Vincent Rodriguez III

I use dull colors in my drawings because I started out using a root beer base, because it seemed like an interesting idea, and when it turned out that it worked quite well as an ink, I started using other colors that would complement it, like grays from Higgins black writing ink and, more recently, Dr. P.H. Martin's olive green and vermilion. -Marcel Dzama

I have quit chewing tobacco and don't touch any lager beer, and I don't speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship. -Wild Bill Hickok

I've always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture. -Jim Mattis

Did I think it was hypocritical that a professional league making hundreds of millions of dollars off beer sponsorships was telling me not to drink? Yes. -Josh Gordon

For so many years, I was trying to beat my hair into submission, trying to get it to look like someone else's hair, and I didn't know how. I remember going through a phase where I even put beer in my hair, because I was told that would make it smooth and curly. -Tracee Ellis Ross

I go from being in front of 2,000 people, shot-gunning beers on stage and acting like a complete idiot, to being in a Mommy and Me class, waving a little pink handkerchief around 12 hours later! -Dierks Bentley

I would love to get shredded or whatever you want to call it, but at the same time, I really enjoy treating myself to a cheat meal more than once a week. I'll eat a piece of bread, or I'll drink a beer, and I'll have fun with my friends. For me, it's really more about being healthy than it is about gaining 40 lbs. of muscle. -Thomas Rhett

I think till I reached my mid-30s, I just rebelled and rebelled. But eventually, the one thing I did pick up from mom was paying attention to my hair. We all put eggs, oil, dahi, even beer in our hair. -Twinkle Khanna

My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam. -John F. Kelly

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House. -Rick Santelli

I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home – same as beer. -W. Bruce Cameron

I've never read a self help book… the most self-help I've read is on a beer mat. -Ophelia Lovibond

Growing up, I remember thinking country music was all honky-tonks and beer and trucks – Britney Spears was my first concert. -Kelsea Ballerini

There's such a good vibe in Minneapolis. You've got an upscale downtown, and yet people aren't afraid to sit around the fire pit in the middle of winter and drink a beer. It's amazing. -Philip Winchester

It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors. -Isaac Hanson

When we show up in a city, we ask, 'Where's the best restaurant? What's the best beer?' You start doing that, and you get exposed to a lot of great stuff. -Isaac Hanson

When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then. -Frank Deford

You can stand at a bar and scream all you want about who was the greatest athlete and which was the greatest sports dynasty, and you can shout out your precious statistics, and maybe you're right, and maybe the red-faced guy down the bar – the one with the foam on his beer and the fancy computer rankings – is right, but nobody really knows. -Frank Deford

I found a place under a bridge in Goa where you could have fresh crab and beer. It was nothing complicated, but delicious. -Gemma Chan

We have a 'bad movie' club, and we go to whatever dumb movie is playing in the local theater, then go and have some beers and dinner. -David Benioff

In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being the independent beer makers. It's the indie scene. -Stone Cold Steve Austin

My go-to is always Chipotle when I can't find anything, but if I have the time in the evening or something like that after a show, I'll go find a local spot for a nice craft beer and a good burger or something like that. -Seth Rollins

People in the street will either call me 'Prime Minister' or 'Justin.' We'll see how that goes. But when I'm working, when I'm with my staff in public, I'm 'Prime Minister.' I say that if we're drinking beer out of a bottle, and you can see my tattoos, you should be comfortable calling me 'Justin.' -Justin Trudeau

I started off as a bar band. We played ZZ Top, Bob Seger, Waylon Jennings, the Rolling Stones – everything and anything people wanted to hear. You're not really selling yourself back then; you're selling beer. -Frankie Ballard

Maybe this is my left-wing conspiracy theory, but the right has re-branded itself as kind of the everyman party: Who's the person you'd rather have a beer with? The Republican Party, even though it's a party of incredible wealth and corporate interests, has hidden behind this everyman quality. -Morgan Neville

As I sat back and imagined what my transition from the Red Sox might be, I thought it would smell more like champagne than beer, I guess you would say. -Theo Epstein

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer. -Travis Fimmel

There's something very, very powerful about having a life mate that you are attracted to but then can also have a beer with. -Michael Pitt

In 1984, Jim Koch used his family's lager recipe to start Boston Beer Company, which has since become the largest 'craft' brewer in the country. He brews Samuel Adams, a rich lager named after the American revolutionary that comes with the tagline, 'Take pride in your beer.' -Elizabeth Flock

The battle between craft breweries and big beer stretches back to the 1990s, when the idea of buying a beer brewed by a small, independent brewery first took off. -Elizabeth Flock

The Brewers Association, a trade group of some 2000 small and independent brewers, was founded in 2005 to be a 'passionate voice for craft brewers' and craft beer, and it has made itself as vocal as the bigger Beer Institute. -Elizabeth Flock

One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the names of actual independent beers. After New Belgium came out with a popular beer called Sunshine Wheat, MillerCoors, through its Leinenkugel brand, came out with a beer called Sunset Wheat. -Elizabeth Flock

I've been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin' says football season is here quite like watching the game on wall-to-wall flat screen TVs with the smell of Hooters world-famous chicken wings in the air and an ice-cold beer in your hand, served up with one-and-only Hooters hospitality, of course. -Jon Gruden

I love coming to New York. I think I'm going to come really often here. I need to – for the show, for the comedy. I want to do the shows here and have a beer and hang out with the comedians. -Gad Elmaleh

It used to just be a SAG card, and then you got an AFTRA card. I got my AFTRA card doing a commercial in Atlanta. I got my SAG card doing a beer commercial from 100 years ago; it was one of the first national commercials with a family in it that was black and normal, and I played the daughter. -LaTanya Richardson

I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate. -Lewis Grizzard

At fourteen or fifteen, I decided to earn my living when I grew up playing drums made from wooden beer kegs and leading a group called Keg Brando and His Kegliners. We organized a little band, but it didn't last long and didn't make any money. -Marlon Brando

One of sports journalism's great ironies is that covering an Olympics can be wildly unhealthy. NBC shows athletes in peak health performing on the ice and snow, but not the haggard reporters subsisting for three weeks on stadium starches, cheap beer, deadlines, and little sleep. -Mary Pilon

When I was a kid, there was this neighborhood beer and wine store that sold old comics for a nickel a piece. I'd load up on old books whenever we went on vacation. Yeah, I have a lot of fond memories of riding in the back of the ol' station wagon and reading 'Mystery in Space' and 'Strange Adventures' as we headed up to Torch Lake. -Jim Starlin

I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever happens first. -Steve Rushin

I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe. -Dylan Sprouse

People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me. -Jay Chandrasekhar

The average billboard has no more than eight words. It takes a lot of effort to make a beer, rice, or shampoo seem special in eight words. -David Droga

Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes. -Julia Hartz

I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man. -Luke Hemsworth

Wine has class. I love wine. The drier, the better. But beer? I just can't do it. -Margo Martindale

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season – just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night. -Camille Perri

I do have my cheat meals. I have Oreos inside the house right now, and I have beer and fried chicken and waffles. All that good stuff. But once it comes down to when I really want to get in shape and get lean, I'll eat clean and go with whole foods. -Demetrious Johnson

I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home. -James Murphy

One of the big things, especially if you're eating out frequently, is either splitting an entree with someone or ordering a protein-heavy appetizer for an entree, like a salmon or steak tartar. If I'm dying for a burger, I'll get the burger but have it with salad instead of fries and a glass of red wine instead of a beer. -Mary Helen Bowers

I've done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is younger kids who can't drink? There are still a lot of people over 21 who watch. You're never going to hit your exact target audience. -Ninja

I consider myself an authority on drinking beer. -Eric Bischoff

I drink a lot of beer. -Eric Bischoff

Sometimes I had too many beers. -Brett Kavanaugh

I like beer. -Brett Kavanaugh

You don't read many positive things about Iran in the press, which is depressing, but when I go back to my grandparents' house in the hills, and I'm sitting by the pool, sipping a bootleg Turkish beer, watching a pirate DVD, eating my grandma's cooking… you realise there is a real bridge between politics and country and people. -Kayvan Novak

I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There's a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them. -Jon Taffer

Polish people have a wit and sarcasm. They're gentle but still very strong. Like, they love beer, which is traditionally so manly, but they'll put a spoonful of jam in it to sweeten it up. They're this wonderful mix of hard and soft. -Antoni Porowski

I've never had beer. It smells so disgusting. -Lil Yachty

Come 2012, I am not going to be voting for someone based on who I think would be the most fun to hang out and have a beer with. I am going to be voting for the person that I think will have the best chance of beating President Obama and gaining votes from independents. -Meghan McCain

I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer. -Scott Michael Foster

I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water. -Jacob Rees-Mogg

In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else. -Edge

I get anxiety from a noise or some scuffling at the side of the stage. I hear stories all the time, from as minor as Dillon Francis getting smacked in the head with a flying beer can to Dimebag Darrell. -Deadmau5

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, 'Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.' -Chris Bosh

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. -John Denver

I was in the Army in the 1960s. I didn't go to Vietnam. I went to Germany, where I drank beer. But I did have an empathy with the soldiers in Vietnam. -John Prine

Sitting on a plastic chair at night listening to the sea lapping below while sipping a cold beer is about as good as life gets. -Sandi Toksvig

I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up. -Mark Henry

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer. -Davey Havok

I enjoy being outdoors, hanging out with friends, and maybe snapping the neck off a couple of beers. -Daniel Ricciardo

My body was built through years of good food – and beer. -Dick Strawbridge

I grew up with WWE and New Japan, but when I started traveling to Germany, I had the chance to train with people like Christian Eckstein and Tony St. Clair. They were two of the cornerstones of the German 'beer tent' wrestling era, when they'd have 30-day tournaments in the same town. -Cesaro

At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine is at 50 degrees. We take it seriously, but I'm actually not that big of a drinker. -Molly Qerim

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer. -Tony Finau

I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food. -Arnel Pineda

The first time we played in Berlin, there was this guy who went into the show expecting Steve Perry. He was so frustrated, he threw this paper cup filled with beer on me. -Arnel Pineda

Sometimes supporting is difficult because a lot of people go to a gig to see the main act and to have a beer and a chat with their mates, so a lot of the time, even if you were John Lennon, would not listen to you. -Passenger

In my efforts to better my stamina and career, I find myself becoming more monk-like. And I'm not talking about the 'holy, praying, create awesome Trappist beer'-type monk. I'm talking about the 'go to bed early, no drinking, no talking, and no having any fun'-type monk. -Lzzy Hale

I dropped out of school to play poker, and at 21, I moved from Toronto to try my luck as a pro in Vegas. I ate the typical meat-heavy diet of most poker players in the '90s: burgers and steak, along with French fries, mash, and a bucket-load of wine, beer, and vodka. There was nothing fresh in my diet, and I felt terrible. -Daniel Negreanu

I enjoyed the Bradshaw character – the beer-drinking character from Texas. It was just fun. -John Layfield

If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent. -Steve Lukather

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